What I am thinking... "Barbara Walters is an amazing journalist!"

What Jake is thinking... "I wish I didn't have to run EVERYTHING at Tomax. 010 010010100 01 0101 010101 010 100100101"

We are so glad you are ok, Jakey Pooh.

I'm meeeeelting!

Another week has passed, and I am still alive in NYC. I don't know why because it is hot enough to cook a small turkey. The subway walls are melting.

Literally.

I would take a picture, but I am afraid that my camera would melt. This is me last week, before I wilted into a puddle of intern goo.